Saturday, October 31, 2009

Friday, October 30, 2009

Camera phone.

Sick.





Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Halloween costumes for your gay son.




"I hope you parents at home who have faggy little boys have been taking notes."

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Liu Bolin

"This guy paints himself... no trick photography ... no photoshop ...he just paints himself..."






More here.

Monday, October 26, 2009

To the Death Star.



I still want to smack someone's mother every time I hear some idiot talk about Loose Change.

7 more years.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Thugged out 911 call.



"You aint gotta bring all that siren and shit. Just come like quiet and shit."

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Double Major

Apparently Jesus, MD went to medical school.

And still had time to get a business degree.

Sports



Phillies won.

Went to Broad St.



I lasted about 5 minutes before getting tackled by three cops in riot gear.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Vomit Express

I puked everywhere. Then somebody parked in it.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Brush your teeth?



or give the wildest, seizure-induced blow job ever? Someone straighten this kid out.

Chocolate Factory.

Went to the welfare office.

The sign apparently didn't apply to this woman. She had a can of steel reserve in that black bag.

Got food stamps.

Then went to see R. Kelly.

I think he said "Ladies make some noise" at least 50 times.


Audience was wildin.

Kels was just chillin.


Shit was tight.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Halloweens coming...

Just some ideas.

You know... for kids.

Kind of racist.

Foreign-black-face racist.

Winner. Most racist.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Pulling teeth.

Went to a hidden spot in west philly.


There was a really sick ledge there.



And this.




I stepped on a rusty nail so I stopped skating and checked out the rest of the place.


These rooms were pitch black. I couldnt see anything until the flash went off.

I kept expecting to see a face or someone hiding out.

People were definitely chilling there.

Pretty sweet set up.

Then I found this grill.

You cant tell, but it was still smoking.

Meat package.

I heard someone cough and left immediately.

These kids saw us skating to the car and took us to this spot. End of the day.