Update: My most embarrassing present this year was a woman's scarf from my aunt. Not as bad as last year's "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" dvd from my mom.
I went home to Richmond for Christmas. My mom almost burned the house down.
The fire was above my head and the smoke detectors didnt even go off. My aunt did manage to dump a bowl of water all over me instead of the fire though.
I learned that my dad doesnt keep fire extinguishers in the house because "they make a mess" and got some pretty sweet burns on my arm too.
The next day we went to the hospital to visit my brother's girlfriend. She got food poisoning right after the fire and had to go to the emergency room in the morning.
This is when the guy at the hospital yelled at me for taking pictures. Merry Christmas.
I went home to Richmond for Christmas. My mom almost burned the house down.
The fire was above my head and the smoke detectors didnt even go off. My aunt did manage to dump a bowl of water all over me instead of the fire though.
I learned that my dad doesnt keep fire extinguishers in the house because "they make a mess" and got some pretty sweet burns on my arm too.
The next day we went to the hospital to visit my brother's girlfriend. She got food poisoning right after the fire and had to go to the emergency room in the morning.
This is when the guy at the hospital yelled at me for taking pictures. Merry Christmas.
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